Reese: "I'm eating some play-dough."
Me: "REESE! You are eating the play-dough?!?!"
Reese: "No, I'm just tasting it."
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Reese's class at school walked to an old folks home today like they do about once a month to sing and entertain the people there. Well apparently the kids have rules when they go. I asked her what she did there with the "grandmas and grandpas" as they refer to them and she said, "I hugged them and not kissed them."
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Monday, December 16, 2013
Quotes from an epic Reese-fit filled night
Reese: (directed at me but screamed from a couple rooms away) "I AM ANGRY AT YOU!!!"
Me: "Reese, why are you getting off the potty? You told me you had to go poop."
Reese: "No, I DON'T have to go poop! I told you THREE TIMES!" (she most certainly did NOT tell me 3 times)
Donovan: (in a super pathetic voice) "She is crying so hard it is making me cry."
Me: "Reese, why are you getting off the potty? You told me you had to go poop."
Reese: "No, I DON'T have to go poop! I told you THREE TIMES!" (she most certainly did NOT tell me 3 times)
Donovan: (in a super pathetic voice) "She is crying so hard it is making me cry."
Sunday, December 15, 2013
We don't keep her around for her secret keeping abilities
This morning Tom and I split up to do some shopping. Tom took Reese as they both had presents they needed to get for me and Donovan (respectively). I told Tom what Reese should get Donovan so when we all got home at roughly the same time I was very interested to see what she had bought Dono. She has been a good secret keeper before with Tom's birthday gift she helped me pick out so I had high hopes. I waited until we were out of earshot of Donovan and asked her what she got Dono. The following was our conversation.
Me: whispering "Reese, what did you get Donovan for Christmas? Say it quiet so he doesn't hear. Remember it's a secret."
Reese: "We got him a watch?"
Me: (surprised as I had told Tom to get Donovan an action figure) "You bought Dono a watch?"
Reese: "No, we bought you a watch" (It was on my list and made much more sense)
Me: "Um, Reese, that is a secret, you aren't supposed to tell me that. What did you get for Donovan?"
Reese: "Nothing."
So I ask Tom if he really didn't get him anything and Tom reassures and shows me they got Dono a spiderman and a batman (and I broke it to him that I know I am getting a watch). Then 10 minutes later the kids and I are downstairs looking for old stuffed animals to donate to the humane society and Reese shouts. "We got Donovan a Spiderman at the store". Donovan of course hears this, looks at me horrified like he doesn't know if he is in trouble now that he has heard his present and I try to shush Reese and tell her to be quiet. She proceeds to shout, "WE GOT DONO A SPIDERMAN!!!!" approximately 15 more times. I tell Donovan to put his hands over his ears and not listen, which he did, but then told me he had already heard. I kept telling her it was a secret and that she was not supposed to tell Donovan and she just kept insisting, "But we DID get him a spiderman."
About 20 minutes later all 4 of us are in the car on the way to lunch and Reese says again, "We got Dono a spiderman, HAHA!" Tom and I laugh because we are caught off guard by her Dr. Evil laugh and we tell her that she shouldn't say that as it supposed to be a surprise. She didn't care. She told us, "But it is funny!" So now she thinks telling secrets is funny. She is a mess. At least she didn't remember the batman so Donovan will have one surprise at least.
Me: whispering "Reese, what did you get Donovan for Christmas? Say it quiet so he doesn't hear. Remember it's a secret."
Reese: "We got him a watch?"
Me: (surprised as I had told Tom to get Donovan an action figure) "You bought Dono a watch?"
Reese: "No, we bought you a watch" (It was on my list and made much more sense)
Me: "Um, Reese, that is a secret, you aren't supposed to tell me that. What did you get for Donovan?"
Reese: "Nothing."
So I ask Tom if he really didn't get him anything and Tom reassures and shows me they got Dono a spiderman and a batman (and I broke it to him that I know I am getting a watch). Then 10 minutes later the kids and I are downstairs looking for old stuffed animals to donate to the humane society and Reese shouts. "We got Donovan a Spiderman at the store". Donovan of course hears this, looks at me horrified like he doesn't know if he is in trouble now that he has heard his present and I try to shush Reese and tell her to be quiet. She proceeds to shout, "WE GOT DONO A SPIDERMAN!!!!" approximately 15 more times. I tell Donovan to put his hands over his ears and not listen, which he did, but then told me he had already heard. I kept telling her it was a secret and that she was not supposed to tell Donovan and she just kept insisting, "But we DID get him a spiderman."
About 20 minutes later all 4 of us are in the car on the way to lunch and Reese says again, "We got Dono a spiderman, HAHA!" Tom and I laugh because we are caught off guard by her Dr. Evil laugh and we tell her that she shouldn't say that as it supposed to be a surprise. She didn't care. She told us, "But it is funny!" So now she thinks telling secrets is funny. She is a mess. At least she didn't remember the batman so Donovan will have one surprise at least.
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