Reese: (directed at me but screamed from a couple rooms away) "I AM ANGRY AT YOU!!!"
Me: "Reese, why are you getting off the potty? You told me you had to go poop."
Reese: "No, I DON'T have to go poop! I told you THREE TIMES!" (she most certainly did NOT tell me 3 times)
Donovan: (in a super pathetic voice) "She is crying so hard it is making me cry."